Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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