he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Too much gin, very little bucket
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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