I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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