apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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