susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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