My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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