escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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