fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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