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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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