Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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