Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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