idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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