I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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