just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My life is pants optional.
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