He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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