He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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