i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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