Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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