i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
