I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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