John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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