if you like me you must not know who I am
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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