All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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