you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
50% drunk capacity currently
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