By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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