They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
