How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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