Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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