I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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