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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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