turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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