That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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