The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
