Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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