the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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