Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize