I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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