that's an acceptable place to lick
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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