even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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