why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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