This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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