You're so nebulous sometimes
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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