porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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