I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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