i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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