Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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