Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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