Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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