talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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