Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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