i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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