Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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