Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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