I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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