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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(480): View more from Arizona

you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open

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(425): View more from Washington

the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.

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