Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.